A podcast about the horror stuff that keeps YOU up at night!

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Welcome Monster Kids!

In the days before syndicated stations and 24 hour programming, television stations often showed old monster movies hosted by local on-air talent. It is in this spirit that “Test Pattern” is made – a little bit spooky, a little bit silly, but always informative!

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Latest Episodes

Episodes
It’s the 2022 Halloween Special!
It’s the 2022 Halloween Special!

As we hang up our horror host costumes, we can’t help but pass out that sweet sweet Test Pattern Halloween Candy. It’s time for one final Halloween Hoorah!

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Episode 201: Dead is Better - Pet Sematary
Episode 201: Dead is Better - Pet Sematary

We contemplate life and death and come to the realization that sometimes… dead is better. We read Stephen King’s darkest novel, Pet Sematary and watched the 1989 adaptation!

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Episode 200: Meet Me at the Waterfront - Sleepaway Camp
Episode 200: Meet Me at the Waterfront - Sleepaway Camp

We come full circle, as we revisit our first movie together ... Sleepaway Camp!  Stay tuned after the episode for a bonus conversation with Jacob and James about their OG bad movie nights

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