A podcast about the horror stuff that keeps YOU up at night!

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Welcome Monster Kids!

In the days before syndicated stations and 24 hour programming, television stations often showed old monster movies hosted by local on-air talent. It is in this spirit that “Test Pattern” is made – a little bit spooky, a little bit silly, but always informative!

Latest Episodes

Huge thanks to our Monster Kid patrons!

 
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Minya Level

  • Brian I.

  • Chris

  • Stephen M.

  • 967-EVIL

  • Karly

  • Bloody in Love

  • Mr Sketches

  • The Blood Buddies

  • Heather

  • Hayden

  • Wayne

  • Optimus Primecast

  • Brian S.

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Gamera Level

  • Kelly

  • Chad

  • Thomas

  • Meghan

  • Sarah

  • Mia

  • David

  • Jacob R.

  • Andrew

  • Sean

  • John

  • Exploding Heads

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Godzilla Level

  • Jack

  • Michael G.

  • Skoll Hati

  • Andrea

  • James D.

  • Elizabeth

  • Tommy

  • Pax Church

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Shin Godzilla

  • JX Dill

  • Daniel

  • Ryan M.

  • Pete

  • Brandon

  • Dean

  • Louis

  • Ryan S.

  • Armando